Wednesday 30 October 2013

Cops, robbers and any real difference?

30  October 2013

In the flat above us is a known drug dealer.  The police know about, as does the housing department.  Yet both claim that unless we can provide evidence of any dealing and report it then they are powerless to do anything about it.  We quite often return home to a smell of cannabis having been smoked in the block's main entrance area.  Yet again we are supposed to call the cops at the time for them to be able to do anything about it.  Talk about policing on the cheap!

There was a show on telly about pickpockets and it showed a guy from Dorktown in it.  The front page of the News is devoted to this man, along with half a page inside.  This man was filmed leaving court and later said, "Next time I'll be more careful."  So where does that leave his comment that a " ... four month sentence felt like four years."  He's not bothered at all by it is he?  What a waste of a life! 

Here's an extract from my first novel The Mission ...

" Damn coppers, they really are bloody useless aren’t they!  They come knocking at our door when something happens and promise the earth but deliver nowt.  I don’t know why I bother to phone them, I really don’t.  Look at all that fuss over the break in over the back last week.  “Well, if you see or hear anything strange going on give us a call and we’ll be out straight away,” they said.  And look what’s happened now.  The bloody dog going nuts out the back at just after nine pm and there’s another van out there.  I call the cops and it takes them over two bloody hours to get here and get us up out of bed when they do come ... and the sodding van has gone!!!  I really don’t know why I bother.  And what about that kid who was having the shit punched out of him by that bloke?  They arrived quickly enough but didn’t do anything when they got the bloke, no evidence they said, no witnesses.  What about me and the woman by the phone box?  We both gave names and addresses saying we would attend court. So where do they get the ‘no witnesses’ idea from?  Oh yeah, and remember those kids I caught trying to set fire to the rubbish bins out the back the other Sunday?  The cops said they’d send the local beat bobby out when he comes back off leave ... deeerrrrr ... I wonder if the kids will wait for him.  And what about all that copper wire I saw being loaded in to a car across the way and the guy on the phone didn’t want to know about it.  The following day there was the report of twenty grand's worth of wire stolen for a supplier in Nuneaton.  And what about when our lad was hit by a car while he was riding his bike.  The lad was given a false phone number by the car driver, written on a betting slip.  The lad even pointed out the car to me but did the cops do anything about it?  Not bloody likely, too much bother, too much work involved!  
Look at all those coppers who were sat around at the services in Corley the other week waiting for whatever they were waiting for ... I wonder if it turned up?  Then when you need a copper you can’t get one, they’re all out on jobs they say.  Probably all on courses like Inspector Jack Sanders told me about some time ago. They get a brochure that comes round at the nick; they call it the holiday mag and it has all the courses they can go on over that year.  They read it and choose which ones they fancy for a few days off, paid of course!  “Better than the crap we get on the streets,” he said.  No bloody wonder they get crap on the streets when they behave the way they do."

Each of the incidents in that extract are true, apart from any names that is; they are all my experiences with the local cops here in Dorktown, and not all of them either!  Is it any wonder that there is so much crime on our streets?  Is it any wonder that offenders have no or little respect for cops or the law in general?  Then we hear of the back handers some of them have received from News International.  We hear of cops exceeding their authority and being in on criminal activities.  What else can they really expect from the British public when some of them behave like this?

Yesterday I was diabetic clinic for first time in about 18 months.  Fortunately everything was fine and well within the normal limits, but I do have to watch out for foot problems, I seem to have lost some feelings in the bottom of my feet.  Other than that, OK, fine.  But I have been feeling very tired just lately and can't seem to put it down to anything in particular.  So I was a bit surprised when the nurse said that the doctor wanted me to repeat my thyroid level blood test in three months.  I know that my Brother Dave had an under active thyroid and it caused him a lot of problems, especially with tiredness.  So maybe that is the answer.  I shall wait and see.      

So now I need to find a photo ... 

Ah yes, a really nice carnation flower.

And a funny ...

Mitt Romney and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation  for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Romney in his chair reached for the aftershave. Romney was quick to stop him saying,
'No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'
The second barber turned to Obama and said, 'How about you sir ?' Obama replied,
'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.

Tuesday 29 October 2013

Clinic, The Hussy and the Goons



29 October 2013

This morning is pretty much just a time filler really.  I'm at diabetic clinic at 3.15 this afternoon and if truth be told, I really can't be bothered to get on do something more positive than sitting and watching the Crime and Investigation Channel shows I've recorded over the past week to two.  At least I'm writing this today and it's a hard fight to do it.  How I will get on next month I don't know.

Dorktown News is full of nothing very much again.  The Hussy is going to investigate every death in the hospital to try to get to the bottom of why so many people die while in their care.  Paramedics are asking people to take extra care when out and about now that the clocks have gone back and hour; now there's good advice - as if we didn't already know that!  Now what else ...

Oh yes, a nice piece of cow dung has been jailed for the second time; this time for an attempted shop theft and using a water pistol (yes, a water pistol) to threaten the shop owner.  He was caught through careful use of CCTV cameras in town.  There's yet another scam doing the rounds here.  In this case it's real gold necklaces being swapped for fake gold ones while the real ones are being worn by the owners.  There will now be a larger police presence on the streets of the town because of it. 

Heavy rain on Sunday night/Monday morning has caused flooding in all the usual places in Dorktown.  Main areas that are always effected is Queens Road, Hinckley Road and he River Anker levels being a lot higher than normal.  Bond Gate doesn't seem to flood so much these days but I seem to remember that work was carried out to improve drainage in that area some years ago. 

One article I always enjoy though is from local historian Peter Lee.  His effort this week is another of his A Child in the 1950s, Part 15.  He concentrates on entertainment this week with mention of the ABC Minors on Saturday morning and the Goon Show on the radio on Sunday.  I remember both, one because I used to go to the ABC myself and The Goons because I remember not really liking them - and my dad positively hating them!  I also remember Two Way Family Favourites and always felt that the BFPO *** always sounded so exotic to me.  Until I enjoyed the army and after training being posted to BFPO 29.  That was the one radio show we all listened to, just in case we had a mention.  I never did get a mention but when any of our guys did the dining room would burst into laughs and cat-calls and table banging with the poor guy sitting there going very red indeed.
So for today's photo, how about ... 

Rainbow's End.

And funny time ...

When I was younger I wanted a tattoo but my parents told me I had to get it somewhere that didn't matter. So I had it done in Hull.               

Monday 28 October 2013

Storm passed, mother's fees and a good read



28 October 2013

Jan and I are once again relived that we are living here in Dorktown.  Last night's storm pretty much passed us by.  I suppose there is some wind damage somewhere in town but hopefully it will be fairly light.  It seems the same with the snow too; although rain does cause some problems with flooding, fortunately is usually minor floods.

Tomorrow will be interesting for us.  It seems that the good old NHS had been diddling my mother.  She has to pay the full cost of her since she moved into Harmony House, but the NHS should have been paying for the nursing part of her care.  I can see them wriggling like worms to get out of paying it, that is why is will be interesting, just to see what they have to say.  BUT - I might not be able to attend the meeting tomorrow if it is in the afternoon, I have a diabetic clinic appointment, the first in around 18 months so I really do need to go for it.  Jan is more than capable to look after mothers needs so I don't have to worry there thankfully ... but nope - Jan has just called me to say that the home has no idea what she is talking and that the nursing part of mother's fees is being paid by the NHS.  That's good enough for me.

It's the 28th October; only four days till NANO starts.  That should fun seeing as we are due to have Kile from the 3st ;-)))  I'll have to do some catching up later in the month I suppose.  Last time I did NANO I finished about five days early; I'm hoping for something similar this time, really hoping ;-)))

The book I am reading now is called Accused by Mark Gimenez, of whom The Times claims to be, "The next Grisham".  I've read most of Grisham's world and loved them.  Gimenez really is as good as Grisham.  Accused is about a lawyer who's ex-wife calls him because she has been charged with murder.  He decides to defend her and takes his whole crew, including two 11 year old daughters with him to Galveston.  The two girls are the real light relief of the story and Gimenez has turned them both into a right couple of comedians.  Worth a read guys n gals ... ... ...

And now for a photo ...   

Another shot from Brum last week; this time a close-up of the circles on the outside of the library, taken at one of the corners. 

And for a funny I offer ...

A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.
The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again.
He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
Try again. he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day bonking the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window.
He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
No, she says, they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn.
             

Sunday 27 October 2013

Storm brewing, Wonker Bar and three pints of best!



27 October 2013

Are we all battened down ready for the big blow later tonight?  And we all remember to put the clocks back an hour last night?  We didn't so when the alarm went off at 9am Jan was soon to point out that it was 8am not 9am.  Ah well - I'm sure we will survive.

A few weeks ago we recorded and watch the later version of Willy Wonker; I have to confess to liking the earlier version better.  However, I visited a sweetie shop in the Ropewalk shopping centre in town some time ago and noticed they had Wonker Bars on sale - at £3 each!  I didn't bother.  But the other day I called into Asda for some shopping on my way home Brum and they had a Wonker Bar on sale for £1, so I bought one.  I thought it was OK, nothing special but OK.  Jan is a real chocoholic but she didn't like it at all.  I'm not sure I will be buying any more though. 

Yesterday was a trip into town on me scooter.  The weather wasn't bad but I felt rather strange all over.  After a short while I wanted to get out of there and make my way home.  Normally on Saturday I'm happy to sit and snap away at the shoppers in the market, but not yesterday.  No idea why though.  Once I got over the railway bridge I felt a lot better and dropped into the Anchor for an hour.  Three pints of Wobbler later I made my way home.  For hours after I had a hankering for egg and chips but ended up with a blackcurrant jam butty instead.

Here's the new entrance to New Street Station and shopping concourse ...  

The plan was to have it open in time for Christmas but it's been put a couple of months now and won't open until the New Year some time.

Funny time ...

 Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old woman, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh, well.. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.  'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
(Gotta watch those little old women! Their minds are always working!)