23 July 2012
Jan is at
the hospital today so I took Kile over to the air museum at Coventry
Airport. He enjoyed it more I think when
he was sat in the pilots seats in a Vulcan and Argos. Trying to find the airplane with the
pointiest nose was next on his
agenda. After that it was to the shop to
look at the toys. Do you really need to
ask? Of course he got one and he chose
one of those alien egg thingys. The
things kids like today ... ... ...
After that
we went off to PC World cos I managed to break my mouse mat - yes, you did read
that correctly. I broke my mouse
mat! See, it was all curling up on two
of the corners so I tried folding them back ... opps ... the surface picture
broke right across the thing. Of dear
... £7.99 a new one in the shape of a green apple ... without any corners
though hopefully it won't curl up this time ;-))) I also bought some stuff for Jan too but I
can't say what here in case she reads this on her Blackberry ;-)))
So we have a
couple of days of summer at last. We
should make the most of it I think. It's
certainly hot there today. We're hoping
for a full day out tomorrow; Kile is asking about the sea side. Shell Island is probably where we will end
up. We used to go camping there and have
always liked it. We'll see. There'll be lots of photos where ever we
go. I'm down loading 63 from yesterday
and today so I have a new one for here.
As usual not
all the 63 shots are useable but this one Jan and Kile is ...
The funny is
great ...
A man wakes
up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and
the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
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