Wednesday 26 September 2012

Guillmots, words and a mean spirited Jobsworth



26 September 2012
There are some mean spirited people in Dorktown.  My old school Alderman Smith has now become the Dorktown Academy.  It has a uniform policy that they insist on applying to the current pupils no matter what happens.  The thing is dear readers, not so long ago a 14 year old boy named Jordon died from cancer.  In an effort to raise funds for the Teenage Cancer Trust, a number of the pupils have bought and are wearing a rather nicely coloured blue wrist band.  These bands have now been outlawed as being contrary to the school uniform policy.  It's all rather sad isn't it?  Just what lessons are there in this for the kids to learn; that sympathy, compassion and kindness takes second place to rules?  Hopefully the kids won't be put off over this petty minded jobsworth ruling.  As for the school Principal - what a mockery of that word that is being portrayed at the school - maybe the BBC has a few more of those lovely golden coloured Jobsworth hats they used to give away, might like to send her one.  Then the governors should make her wear it as part her uniform!    

I've just finished the October issue of Bird Watching that we have on subscription.  It's always a good read with lots a birdie facts and figures.  But two separate articles this time round have me a tad confused.  One is of the work of a man who has been studying guillemots on Skomer island off the Welsh coast.  After years of decline Guillemot numbers are on the rise again.  Tim Birhead puts this down as being due to an increase in their main food, sand ells.  OK, fine; but in a later article Ray Collier says that kittiwake numbers are on the way down - because of shortage of - sand ells!  Birhead works in South west Wales while Collier works in the Highlands.  Could there really be such huge difference in sand ell populations within such a small area of the worlds oceans?

Yesterday I managed to increase the Photo Finish word count by over 4,000 words.  Not by writing anything new, just by adding an idea I had already started and thought it might well fit.  It did do.  Now I have to find a way of linking it in.

So for today's photo ... 

a kittiwake!

And an easy pick up for today's funny ...

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.  Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.  He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
 
Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
 
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. 

She listens.  After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
 
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !  "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
 
"No, " she replies. . . . . . "

Wait for it. .


It's coming. .


The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


She says:


"You just happened to catch my eye."

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