29May 2012
It was all change
again at the Hussy when Jan got there at 5pm yesterday. Her surgeon had decided that he wanted in
overnight last night last night. That is
normal procedure up there for booked operations and neither of us could
understand why it had changed for this latest one. Anyway, I was late up this morning and Jan
had sent me a text to say that she was due in theatre at around 8.30 this
morning. Something else that Jan came
out with yesterday was that they are removing park of her large intestine. However, she didn't know if she would have a
colostomy bag fitted after it was all finished.
I hope not!
Later today I shall
go a ride out into town. I was hoping to
go off to Brum for the day but I thought I'd better hang around town for
today. There's enough to do here anyway
so I might as well get on with it instead of sitting around trying to read or
write but being distracted by worry over Jan.
So today's entry will be a short one.
Here's Jan ...
with
daughter Lynda.
And then there's
this ...
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint
when a lizard walks past,
looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"
The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a
few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get
a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with
a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while
taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the
jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint.
The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"
The monkey looks down and says," Holy Crap!....How much water
did you drink?!"
looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"
The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a
few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get
a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with
a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while
taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the
jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint.
The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"
The monkey looks down and says," Holy Crap!....How much water
did you drink?!"
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