Thursday, 8 May 2014

Plain English, Navy flyers and education today



8 May

There was someone on telly yesterday who was introduced as a ‘spoken word poet’ … yeerrr wooottt … yes, I know what you mean. What the heck is a spoken word poet or am I missing a trick here? It seems to me that some people have nothing better to do than to sit around and think new names for mundane things. Street cleaners are now called cleansing operatives. This is yet another crazy idea from Yankiedoodledandyland that we have latched onto. What ever happened to the plain English campaign?

The Dorktown News is all hot n bovvered under the collar over a military helicopter, probably from the Royal Navy, that landed on a sports ground close to the Hussy Hospital. Officials at the ground have since claimed that helicopters land there quite often at odd times and then went on to say that the site is the official landing site for the air ambulance. Hmmm, really? The A&E at the Hussy is not a major trauma unit so why would the air ambulance need to land there?

And while all this is going on a convicted man from Dorktown was recalled to prison on burglary charges but was then killed by another inmate while he was there. I hope the general public isn’t expected to be down in the dumps over his death! Of course, his family will be, but why should the rest of us be depressed over it? Look at it again. He was convicted of burglary and was recalled to prison … so he was hardly a model citizen was he? I have a suspicion that his victims won’t be all that upset.

We’ve been watching that BBC programme about United Utilities, the North Western water company. Most of it is OK but there are a lot of blocked drains up there. However, one of the call centre staff they employ came out with a comment which should make is all a tad worried. She claimed that she didn’t know there were 365 days in a year; even her colleague working beside her said it was worrying she didn’t know that! I wonder how many ‘O’ levels she has and how she got them? So much for improving education standards eh?

And so to a photo … 

Oranges, taken straight after yesterday’s apples.

Funny time …

Paul was a photographer for the Baltimore Sun, and was scheduled to fly out on a plane to take some pictures. When he saw the runway he climbed into the first plane he saw that had a pilot, “Hit it,” he yelled. The pilot took off, and was soon in the air. “OK,” said Paul, “fly close to that building over there, I want to take a few pictures.” “What do you mean?” asked the pilot. Paul looked at the pilot and answered a little annoyed, “I need to take some pictures for the Baltimore Sun, so please…..”   There was a long pause, before the pilot asked in a shaky voice, “you mean you’re not my pilot instructor?”        

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