17 February 2012
There's hardly a week go by without some reference to the
rising cost of metals. This morning Dorktown News front page has a picture
St Nicholas parish church, the parish church of the town. It dates back to 12th century and is the
town's only Grade 1 listed building.
Metal thieves have struck there again and stolen lead off the roof. The cost of repair is huge and although the
building is insured it doesn't cover the full cost. As well as replacing the lead - this time
with a type of steal that is much harder to sell - but the damage to the
structure of the roof and the inside of the building all add up as well. The church receives mo funds from any
government of heritage organisation so the church membership has to pick up the
bill yet again. The price the thieves
get for the lead is nowhere near the price of the repair.
This is of course an ongoing problem across the
country. Moves are afoot to make the
scrap metal trade a cashless industry, or at least that is what we are
told. But our Muppet Centre in London takes
years just to decide to pick up the papers concerning it, let alone to actually
do something. Meanwhile, the long suffering public has to
continue to pick the bill. But will a
cashless industry actually work? I'm not
so sure. Legitimate honest traders
already do as much as they can to cut down the trade on stolen metal. One dealer in the West Midlands has begun a membership
scheme where only members can sell to him.
I fear that all that will happen is the shady part of the trade will
just move underground and things will not be change. That is likely to be the case as long as
metal prices are so high, detection rates are poor and penalties are so low. We can't do anything about the price of
metals; the Prime Muppet is totally committed
to cutting police budgets so detection rates are unlikely to improve; so it comes down to the penalties but now the
so called Justice Minister is looking to create jobs for prisoners. So where is the punishment part of a prison sentence
then? Time to go back to bread and water
and hard labour methinks. Sadly the
sociologists and bleeding-heart liberals we jump up and down crying human
rights. But it is these toss-bags who
have got us in this mess over lack of discipline and respect in the first
place.
Today we have had a flyer through the letter box encouraging
us to take up an offer to free no obligation valuation of the house we live
in. I'm not so sure about the estate
agents motives - a lack of trust is behind it.
Jan however seems to be all for it saying that we would then have a clear
idea as to how much the place is worth.
That way we will know roughly how much we will have to spend when we do
come to move. I can see Jan's point but
I still don't trust the agents. Yes, I
know I will have to at some point, but there you go.
Jan is out at her friend's house later this afternoon and
after that she will swing round and pick up Kile for the weekend. I was hoping to get out to do bit of snapping
while she was out but the weather isn't right for it. Well, not the weather so much but the light
is dark, grey and flat. Not good for
really for photography. Tomorrow it is
supposed to be raining all day and Sunday is supposed to dry and bright. Hopefully then I shall get out on Sunday.
Talking of which, here's today's photo ...
I got a few of these
shots a few years ago when we did an overnighter to Eastbourne. The following day we left Eastbourne and
drove east along the coast road, heading to the RSPB Dungeness bird reserve. I can't remember just where we came this ship
but it was irresistible. I have one of
Jan standing under it with her hand touching the keel. She doesn't look happy there - I can't see
why though ;-)))
And finally from the Sage ...
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I
have a problem. I have two female
parrots, But they only know to say one thing'
'What do they say?' the priest asked.
They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment.....
'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time.'
'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'
The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.... As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...
Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them... After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence... One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says, 'Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered!
'What do they say?' the priest asked.
They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment.....
'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time.'
'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'
The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.... As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...
Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them... After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence... One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says, 'Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered!
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