7 December
2013
Opps - yet
another mistook with me getting all muxed ip, this time with date. Can't find
where it all started though ... ah well ... ... ...
And so the
man finally dies and South Africa is on mourning. Nelson Mandela achieved a lot
during his life by not conforming to the expected norm of South African culture.
But in the cold light of day, is he really deserving of all that is being
written about him? There is no doubt that he was one of the few people ever to
become a legend in their own lifetime. Another one I can think of was Mother
Teresa of India. But what was the difference between her and Mandela?
Both are well
known for the way they lead their lives and achievements, yet only Mandela has
streets, schools and so much more named after him as far as I know. The differences
between them are many with their different gender being the most obvious.
Mandela was wrongfully jailed, was released and went on to work for equality in
his own country and did everything in a blaze of publicity. Mother Teresa worked
quietly to help the poor of India in the area where she lived. Publicity did eventually
come to her, but she didn't look for it.
Perhaps the
biggest difference is that Mother Teresa was a devote Catholic nun, a Christian
who quietly worked out her faith in her life. Mandela may have been a Christian,
but you can hardly call him quiet! Being Christian is hardly the most advantageous
of qualities these days, or even for the last 60+ years. Whatever, be prepared
for acres of news print about Mandela over the next week or so.
And no a
complete change of focus; last night I got to thinking about postcodes and
their locations. This came about because of a bottle a water I took to bed with
me last night. It's something we both do every night, but I'd not seen this
particular brand before. It's called Blue Keld and is bottled in Yorkshire with
the post code starting YO and I wondered where in Yorkshire it was. Now to me,
it seems obvious that if a post code starts YO then it will be in Yorkshire;
but it isn't. Richmond in North Yorkshire had a DL post code, which is for
Darlington. Dorktown's post code is CV, for Coventry even though Coventry is in
the West Midlands and Dorktown is in Warwickshire. In fact, all Warwickshire
post codes begin with CV. Strange I calls it - but just one of the many little
things that amuse me.
Saturday is
Telegraph day and today's blast from the past is from 43 BC when one Marcus
Tullius, better known as Cicero, was executed because he made a numbers of
verbal attacks on Mark Antony. Closer to our time though was that it was Sunday
December 7 1941 that the Japanese navy attacked the American fleet in Pearl Harbour.
And we all know how that ended up don't we!
Last Sunday I
was in Brum and had another look in the new Library. There I found this view
...
one which makes the visit worthwhile.
Funny time
...
A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night,
recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the
reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place
next to the old-timer, bought him a
drink and told him the story of his great ambition. 'Do you think you could give me some tips?' he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, 'Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high, tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.'
drink and told him the story of his great ambition. 'Do you think you could give me some tips?' he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, 'Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high, tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the
young man.
'Sure will,' replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
'That's terrific!' said the hot shot. 'Got any more tips for me?'
'Sure will,' replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
'That's terrific!' said the hot shot. 'Got any more tips for me?'
'Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your
holster where the hammer hits it, that'll give you a smoother draw'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the younger man.
'You bet it will,' said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any
more tips?'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the younger man.
'You bet it will,' said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any
more tips?'
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon.
'See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.' The young man went
over to
the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.'
the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the
young man.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt as much.'
'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt as much.'
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