22 June 2013
Yesterday
was the longest day of the year so the nights will start to close in again
now. But strangely, the weather usually
starts to get warmer. Yes, I confused
too. Locally though we will be able to
sit and wonder about the strange orange lights that terrified a Coventry house
wife. The story has just come out after
the MOD realised another batch of UFO sightings report to the RAF. Mind you, we will never come to any sort of
conclusion seeing as it happened in 2008.
The lady in question wrote to the MOD asking if she and her dog had been
contaminated by it. She also wanted to
know what the lights wanted. I see, said
the blind man who was also deaf and dumb so he must have been lying in the
first place! Thing is, she didn't
include her name or her full address - so they couldn't get in touch with her
even if there had been a problem. Daft I
calls it ... ... ...
Catch up TV
is normally a good service. We tend to
use it along with the option to record two different shows as well as watch a
third one at the same time. All this courtesy
of our TIVO box from Virgin. It sounds
good but in reality it's not as good as it sounds; I would prefer the old
Virgin+ box back. The upgrade in
broadband speed is good though. Anyway
... on Monday there's a show on Channel 4 called The Man with 10 stone
testicles which we want to watch. that
will have to be one of the shows we record.
The first one in the series was about a girl with a huge tumour on her
face. We thought we would get that one on
catch up - now way. We should have
recorded it. Ah well ...
It's time for
a photo. Back to Bath then; the river
cruise we went on is very popular. Two
boats were in use when we did it, here's the second one ...
That bridge in the
background is one of three in the world that has dwellings or shops on it. We were told where they were but I can only
remember the one in Florence, Italy - a city I would love to visit anyway.
And the Sage
speakth again ...
Prince
Charles decided to take up jogging.
Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street
corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was
almost certain to follow..
"One
hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.
"No!
Five pounds!" He would fire back, just to shut her up.
This
ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by
and she'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!"
He'd yell
back, "Five pounds!"
One day,
Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.
As the
jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner,
Prince
Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd
really been doing on all his past outings.
He
figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife.
As they
jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more
apprehensive than usual.
Sure
enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she
watched the pair jog past. Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled:
"See
what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?!"
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