25
April
It’s
Saturday, which means that the market is on in town. However, the forecast
wasn’t so good so I didn’t bother going into town to get some new photos. Right
now though, we have a really nice sunshine. One day I shall learn to ignore the
forecast and just go anyway. Ah well … … …
The
other day I mentioned that we had watched the last Hobbit film and didn’t rate it. Well, last night we watched it
again and wasn’t so bad really. I explained to Kile about the three films
coming from just one book, while the three Lord
of the Rings films came from three books. I’m not sure he fully understood
what I was on about really. He will eventually.
The
last few days we have had several films, mostly from Netfix. Thursday we
watched Oblivion, with Ton Cruise.
Not a bad movie, even if is a bit strange. This morning we had the second of
the new Star Trek, the one about
Khan. I enjoyed it first time round and again this time. The story has been
changed a good bit over the original of course, but hey ho, we enjoyed it
again. This afternoon we have just finished Suspect
Zero, another strange one, but another good one. Now Jan and Kile are
playing on the Wii … nuff said methinks … … …
Jan
has managed to get some nice shots and short video of a thrush we have come to
our bird table. So far, I haven’t. I have my camera to hand but because of
where my chair is, every time I move the birds can see me and they fly off. The
last time I got decent shots was when my tripod and remote control. The tripod
does take up a fair amount of room when its set up and with Kile being here, I
can see him catching it as he rushes by – bye-bye D5200. We have insurance of
course but with the £100 excess, it’s not worth making a claim if it did get
damaged. Plenty of time next week though.
Another
strange dream last. This one had me back in the army, well a sort of army. All
we seemed to do was get on/off trains, meet strangers, forget them, meet more …
… … Me and my dreams, what a game I have with them. But I wonder why some stick
in mind when others don’t. It’s like this one …
‘Long,
long ago when all the land in our world was in one place, in a mighty continent
named Arathusia, there lived many races of people who all lived in harmony and
all spoke with one tongue. At the very
centre of Arathusia there lay a might valley many miles across. The valley was surround by a ring of
mountains all of them higher than any mountain known today. Yet those mountains were tiny compared with
the mountains that ringed them, each ring getting higher as it moved away from
the very centre of Arathusia. But what
they all protected was a mighty lake that circled within the mighty
valley. In the very centre of the lake
stood a mighty water wheel, known as the Wheel of the Cycle of Life. No ordinary water wheel was the Wheel of life
for it turned horizontally and not vertically as do water wheel of today. The Wheel of life stirred the waters of the
lake and in so doing those life giving waters moved around in a mighty circle
around the depths of the lake surrounding the Wheel. As with the Wheel the lake also had a name,
the Waters of the Cycle of Life. These
Waters of the Cycle of Life moved slowly in their majestic journey around the
valley until they eventually arrive at a cave, a mighty cave that sucked the
Waters out of the lake and on through a series of passageways that allowed the
Waters to flow through all the land of Arathusia. True to its name the Waters brought life to
all the land surrounding the mountains, and all that human life lived in
harmony no matter what race they were or where within the land of Arathusia
they lived. No kings or queens or
presidents or prime minister lived in that far off land, they were not needed
because everyone lived in harmony.
No-one knew where the waters came from because no-one had ever wondered
about them or their origins. Many tales
were told about them, about how they made their way through the mountains and
how they came to be spilled out on to the plains of Arathusia. Tales told of the mighty people who had made
the wheel which sent the waters on their way; tales of what happened to the
waters at the end of the earth which no-one had ever actually found. And so life continued to flourish within
Arathusia with everyone living in harmony and joyfully with each other.’
I typed
this one up as soon as I got up and before I forgot it. In this dream I saw I
saw the inside of a mountain with lots of tunnels and people working within
them. Their main task was to keep that giant wheel moving and the water flowing.
And yes, there was a group of baddies who wanted to stop it all.
Well dear
readers, I offer this one for someone to take and run with. Even just rereading
it now doesn’t bring anything new to me; perhaps it might do for you. Good luck
and have fun.
Today’s photos is of another flower from
yesterday at Kingsbury.
We
have more words of wisdom from the Sage …
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an
'exotic' pet As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live
frogs.
The sign says:
'SEX FROGS'
Only £20 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.'
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
'LISTEN TO ME!!
I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'
The sign says:
'SEX FROGS'
Only £20 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.'
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
'LISTEN TO ME!!
I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'
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