2 April
There I was looking through my Facebook home page and
I came across my blog entry for 30 March. I was taken slightly aback really
thinking, 'Who's pinched me blog?' Looking closer I saw it those kind folks who
ran the Self Publishing conference on Sunday, so I'm not over worried by it.
However, it was a shock to see it first, followed quickly by a flash of pride
that they actually chose my blog to show ... very nice ... ... ...
Yesterday was a busy day all round. I mentioned my
being a fool turning up at the Vampire Hall at the Hussy very early for nothing
at all, but that was just the start. Basically it was having to everything in
here from making Jan her drinks and meals to getting off down to Asda for some
shopping and collecting Kile to come and see Jan and taking him back home
afterwards. Thankfully I'm not so busy today.
Did you all catch the news from Yankyland About us
needing seven portions of fruit and veg a day? I bet it was veggie who has
dreamed that one up! Here in Britain not everyone is getting the current five a
day, let alone adding two more portions.
On the MSN home page this morning there's a story
about an 8.2 magnitude earthquake in Chile which has triggered a tsunami along
the west coast of South America. Part of the Ring of Fire having a little shake
again. It's unfortunate that most times when the Ring does this, people die and
property is damaged. This sort of area would be better off without people
living there. However, as things are people have lived along that coast for as
long as humans have been wondering about. It's the same here in Britain though.
How many folk have retired and moved to the coast having done so. I'd love to
live on the coast. However, if I did then I would have to expect to pay more
for house insurance and so on and put up with flooding. Happily I don't live
there - but house insurance is still high anyway.
And so photo time ...
Part of the children's play area
in Riversley Park, Dorktown. Most times there are kids playing there and I'm
nervous of pointing my camera at children. Sad isn't it how innocent people get
caught up in such bother because perverts?
And today's funny ...
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen
and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom,
undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the
boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this
time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's
different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be
hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled,
'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?'
'Nope,' she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY
NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret
replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
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