28 December
2012
I'm running
well late today. The reason is that I
have been recording The Lord of the Rings
on telly the last few days. After
watching The Twin Towers this morning
I had to get ready to go out and get some shopping done. Jan called sent me a text 2012to say she was
off to bed for a couple of hours. That
allowed me to take my time while I was out.
In fact, I stopped off at the Anchor for a couple of pints of John
Smiths bitter - very nice too. I arrived
back just after Jan had got up.
So how is
Jan? Well, she is still ill but I can
see a small improvement; her voice is slightly stronger although her throat is
still very sore. We're both hoping that
it won't be long before we begin to see a real overall improvement.
During the
1970's I sat and read The Hobbit and
really enjoyed it. Around 15 years ago I
bought it again to give it another go.
After a couple of pages I gave up thinking, "What on earth did I
see in this crap!" Well, I've just
bought it again and will give it a go soon. I've always been a bit put off Lord of the Rings by its sheer size. As we were sorting through all the crap that
Dave left we came across a boxed set of them but I did nothing with them and
gave them to the PDSA charity shop. Now
of course I wish had a kept them.
So
this year according the Maily Dale
has been the wettest year in England since records began. It seems we only need another 2" of rain
for it to be the wettest year for the UK since records began. Yankydoddledandyland is also seeing massive
amounts of inclement weather. When will
they decide to do something about it.
For that matter, when will the UK start to do something about?
I'm
sat here looking at me A77 - and I still haven't managed to get and use it
properly. I'll be rather pleased when I
can do so. It is supposed to be weather resistant but I'm not willing to give
it a go just yet. It might be OK if
rains while I'm out but there is no way I am taking it out in the rain for the
sake of it. BBC News 24 weather man says
the rain will continue for some days yet and winds will pick up to storm force
too. Time to stay in methinks ... ...
...
And
a photo for today ... With storms winds
forecast, how about a bit of ruffers (an old sailor term for rough seas) ...
Can't remember where I got this from or which
camera did the deed.
And
for a funny, how about ...
A priest in
a small Irish village loved the chickens that he kept in the
coop behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in the church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that
Doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no. That wasn't what I meant. What I really mean is, has anybody
seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
coop behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in the church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that
Doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no. That wasn't what I meant. What I really mean is, has anybody
seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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