Monday, 22 June 2015

Perhaps I got away lightly ...



22 June

The other day I mentioned that I had a fall here in the living room. Well, last night Jan took a few photos of the bruising to my left arm, and here’s one of them … 

nice one eh. Well, I’m fortunate in that it only hurts when I touch it, so of course I don’t touch, well, usually. I do forget at times when I have an itch or something and then it reminds to behave. The graze just below my left knee is a different thing all round. It has scabbed over but even so it’s a bit weepy and my trouser leg catches on it. That makes it sting a good bit but also makes it weep a bit more, and the cycle continues. Ah well … … …

Since then I have realised what is causing it after I tripped another twice over the weekend. My left leg is not playing properly and is not moving when me noggin tells it too. I then move my right leg thinking all’s OK and over I go. The last twice I didn’t go over thankfully but at least we now know what to keep an eye on. Tomorrow I shall be trying to get a GP appointment to get it sorted out.

Two little girls, age six and seven, have been killed by a speeding car in Brum yesterday. They were just two of five pedestrians crossing the road when they were hit. The cops have someone in custody and being interviewed about dangerous driving. With the two deaths, I would hope that it will be changed to causing death by dangerous driving. That’s the problem with speeding motorists isn’t it? We all know when we get behind the wheel of a car that we are in control of dangerous tool and we should be taking a lot of care when we use it.

With that in mind then, isn’t it time that when death occurs through dangerous driving, that the drivers should be charged with murder, or at least manslaughter. Driving through drink and drugs are another reason why there needs to be a change in the law. Yet again I can hear the civil rights toss-pots crying foul at such at an idea; well, fine, let them cry. But let them also have the task of telling the families of the deaths and to explain why the driver shouldn’t be changed with murder/manslaughter. Let them see the devastation that the deaths have on the victims’ families, and let them see why they should shut and not try to defend the killers.

And so for today’s photo … 



A smashed car in Shustoke.

Today’s funny …


A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprights the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.
The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home. After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.
The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining steps and broke his arm.
This story redefines what it is to have a bad day.

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