27 August
2012
Bank Holiday
Monday, thankfully the last one until Crimble.
Why don't I like them? Simply
because I feel that banks, the only business that closes on these days (apart
from Dec 25th), and I don't think they deserve to have these extra days
off. No-one else does so why should
they. It also plays havoc on the roads
and in families where there are kids and childcare needs to be sort cos the
parents are likely to have keep on working over them. I wonder just how much these days cost the
economy.
For some
reason we have a Dorktown Telegraph
this morning. I know the News isn't published on Bank Holiday
Monday so perhaps that's why. Normally
we only get the Telegraph on Saturday's so I was rather pleased to find another
'On This Day in ... ' column. My car
runs on diesel along with all the HGV trucks in the country. Other's run on petrol. Where would we be without oil based
products? Plastics are also oil based
and don't forget all the oil and grease needed for machinery to run
smoothly. So do we celebrate the sinking
of the first oil well in Titusville, Pennsylvania. How much do we now owe Edwin Drake who sank
that well? Quite a lot really - including
all the pollution that oil based products have caused. It's not a legacy I would want!
So now it's
photo time. Another Birdfair shot today
but this time as I was getting ready to leave.
Parked next to my Golf estate was a BMW motorbike - what a beauty. It wasn't until I got home and looked at the
shots on the computer that I realised that I could have done a lot better with
this one ...
just a short movement on my part would have included all my
scooter and not just part of it ... ah well. It does though show the dream and reality of life for some of us.
And a
churchy funny today again ...
A priest
offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The
nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his
hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The
nun once again said, "Father, do you remember Psalm 129?" The priest
apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The
nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his
hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The
nun once again said, "Father, do you remember Psalm 129?" The priest
apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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