4 November
2013
And so
another week begins; I wonder what it will bring our way? Well, we know we will
be busy tomorrow at least. Jan is off to
the hospital for an appointment and will take Sam we here to get her plaster
cast changed after she managed to break both bone in her leg last week. Liddle ol me will be stopping in again cos
the suppliers of Jan's scooter are turning up sometime in the morning to
service the scooter. No idea of the time though, a case of sitting and waiting.
Kile went
home OK yesterday. He started to get a
tad bored again here while he was here.
We hadn't planned a ride out but that is something he can't have every
time he comes to us. There's no other kids of his age around here either so he
can't go out to play. At nine years old it won't be long before he says he
wants to stay at home and play with his mates rather than come here for the
weekend with two oldies. Such is life ... ... ...
Nothing was
done on NANO yesterday as well as my blog. I'm not too worried about right now
seeing as we've only just started and I was slightly ahead when I stopped on
Saturday. There is an issue with it that I'm trying to get into while I write
it. For years now I have been inserting two spaces at the start of new sentence.
But it seems that publishers require just one space. The other thing I'm trying to get into the
habit of doing is to now use " " for dialogue but to use ' . When I
did word processing at college in the 90's I was taught to type the way I have
been doing. Getting out of that habit to
meet someone else's requirements is becoming a bit of a pain the bum!
Bonfire Night
is officially tomorrow night. However, I'm pleased to report that over the last
weekend there hasn't been any hassle from kids throwing fireworks in the
streets. I'm hoping there isn't any tomorrow now. I saw a survey on-line the
other day (sorry, can't remember where now), asking if fireworks should be
banned from sale to the general public. That is something I have been in favour
of for years now. In that survey you get to see the results up to that time
after you vote and was surprised that over 40% of voters, some 37,000 people in
total were also voting for a public ban. Sadly the Muppets in Muppet Central
won't take any notice of it, as usual!
The Hussy is
in the News again. They have a ward
called the EMU, or Emergency Medical Unit, I've had a stay in there myself a
few years ago. EMU is close to the A&E department, and for some time now there
has been more building work going on around there. Today's story is that the
current 18 bed unit is being increased to a 41 bed unit ready for winter. It's
also getting a new name, well, nearly a name. The Emergency is being replace by
Acute. I'm sure the 77,000+ Dorktowners will sleep better at night knowing
about that!
And so it's
now photo time ...
A car ad!
And for
today's funny could be an 'ouch' ...
The female dentist prepares the
needle to give the bloke with the toothache an
anaesthetic injection. “No way! No needles, I
hate needles!” the guy said. So
the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas and the man objects again. “I can't do
the gas thing either. The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me
faint!”
She then asks the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection,” the patient says. “'I'm fine with pills.” When she returns she says, “Here's a Viagra and a glass of water.”
The guy says, “Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”
“It doesn't” she said, "But it’ll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out..........
She then asks the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection,” the patient says. “'I'm fine with pills.” When she returns she says, “Here's a Viagra and a glass of water.”
The guy says, “Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”
“It doesn't” she said, "But it’ll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out..........
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