Friday, 30 August 2013

The RSPB, wildlife and a happy Kile



30 August 2013

The new RSPB identity and new logo are causing more than a few ruffled feathers.  Many of the comments refer to the what is seen as a betrayal.  When I saw the new ad on telly of a young girl setting up various housing for wild animals in her garden, and I was very impressed with it.  The thing is, the RSPB's new identity is all about making room for wildlife, all wildlife and not just birds.  And that is why feathers are being ruffled - if you see what I mean.  Some of the more militant birders who are only interested in birds are objecting by what they see as a move away from just birds.  But as I said a few days ago all of nature is linked together in one large cycle, all dependent on each other. 

Obviously then, I don't have any problems with the changes.  In fact, we have been putting bird boxes up where we have lived.  I've lost count of the number we've installed and they've been used too ... 

a blue tit with chick in one box we installed in Bed'th.  This is Jan's photo, not mine and was taken in June 2003.  But now we've gone even further, inspired by that TV ad.  We've now placed two hedgehog houses out back and we have a bat box ready to go up once we find out where the best place is to install it. 

We are planning a birding trip for next week when we have Kile before he goes back to school.  He loves being out with his binos and camera.  We both feel it's a privilege to have the chance of introducing him to wildlife and to see his interest grow.  Later we hope to be able to take Kile's brother Billy with us too and try to interest him in what is around him.    

One of my many health problems is sleep apnoea.  I've been using a CPAP (Continuous Positive Air Pressure) machine for around 10 year now.  This morning I had a letter in the post inviting me to a sleep apnoea support meeting being held in October over at the Walsgrave hospital.  This is a new thing they've set up so I shall be going to it, see what is going on and why. 

For today's photo I'm going back to Kile on our last trip out to Brandon Marsh ... 

His mum said he looked really happy when she saw it.  That makes it worthwhile.

And more words of wisdom from the Sage ...

In the year 2013 the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said:
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying: "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard, but no Ark.
"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations Approval and I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system.
My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site, even though in my view it is a temporary structure.
We had to then go to appeal to the local council for a decision. Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the County Council, the Environmental Protection Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equalities Commission on how many disabled carpenters I'm supposed to hire for my building team. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only accredited workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, HMRC seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"
  
"No," said the Lord. "..........the Government beat me to it!"

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